NOthing In String THEORY PRECLUDES THE EXISTENCE OF THESE iTEMZ

Nothing in String Theory suggests that the following ITEMS do not exist:
Interdimensional subatomic wormholes: These entities spontaneously appear, and disappear, billions of times a second, carrying electrons from this part of the universe to distant parts of the universe. The net movement of electrons is zero, however, because we receive distant electrons as well. Since electrons are the same everywhere, the only real effect is to cause an intergalactic electric current of sorts.
Neural tube dilemmas: The neural tube of the human nervous system develops early in life, and involves the massive migration of cells inward from a layer of tissue on the top of the developing embryo. Anything that interferes with this process at the anterior end can cause a condition called anencephaly, literally, no brain. String theory says nothing about why this happens despite its claim to status as a theory of everything. Nothing in string theory predicts why neurons migrate the wrong way or developmental holes fail to close, however, it does happen, to unfortunate humans, causing much suffering. Damn string theory.
Vast Unknown. The vacuum. The void. The horror.
A great old one at the bottom of the ocean: It waits, in a city of noneuclidian geometry, dreaming, till a time when it will rise to the surface and anoint its followers with special powers. Since the mathematics of string theory are noneuclidian, they can be taken is weakly in support of, possibly even allied with, Cthulu.
Robot Sex. Though a simple understanding of biology, and evolution, can demonstrate that no nonliving entity can reproduce sexually in the sense that we understand it. Sex involves meiosis, and the transfer of genetic material from two individuals into a single genome. Robots have no genomes. Damn string theory.
Mxyztplik-This is the extradimensional enemy of Superman. He comes here, he causes trouble. For some reason known only to string theorists, if he is forced to say his name backwards, he must return to his own dimension.
Lawn Chairs. Damn string theory.