Witness, Fantagar!

Witness, Fantagar, from the Nth dimension!  Fantagar is EXTREMELY POWERFUL, being from WORLDS BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF MERE HUMANS.  He is completely invulnerable to ordinary matter-only STRANGE MATTER can affect him, because his quarks are from a place entirely beyond our own.  He has MIND CONTROL POWERS and a MYSTERY FORCE.  BEWARE FANTAGAR!

Real Fucking Nordic Metal

Welcome to Princess n Dinoland

Step right up to the Carnival of the Arcane in Princess n' Dinoland.  Be amazed at the seven-headed hydra and the mighty Allosaurus fragilis, KING of the Jurassic Dinosaurs.  Be terrified, as you wander into the DUNGEON OF DOOM, be mystified, by Cosmic Ape, and his teachings of wonder.  Enter, at your own risk.

King Thanator!

Witness mighty KING THANATOR! on his famous THRONE OF BONE.  He commands mighty armies!  He is super evil and very powerful.  Hail, KING THANATOR!

REPTILICOR ATTACKS

Witness the attack of REPTILICOR, mighty REPTILIAN HORROR.  REPTILICOR throws city busses like playthings.  He knocks over buildings with his terrible tail and devours people ALIVE AND SCREAMING.  Drawing monsters like REPTILICOR is NOT the result of sexual frustration.  Whoever said that was LYING.  REPTILICOR is a badass KING OF MONSTERS with a terrible DEATH STARE and a HORROR BITE......

pelagic wisdom

Sometimes, your most important mission in life is to know your fate and quietly accept it.  Every krill knows this.