An Old Beringian Dude Speaks

Hey kids, listen up, yo.  I'm not some old dude sitting in a dark cave, talking about the old days.  I'm hip to all the stone tools you are using nowadays.  Hafted Clovis points-I've been using them for years.  I can flintknap with all the new technologies.  Check out this bone fish hook.  Of course, back in the day, my generation walked across the land bridge from Asia with noting but skins on our backs and a spear.  That was old school. If you wanted to eat that night, you had to stare an imperial mammoth in the eyes and throw a spear between his ribs.  Kids nowadays.  What have you accomplished, in this land of abundant game?  Surely, nobody can take down a mammoth properly anymore.  You kids are ok though, with your mastery of fire and your petroglyphs.  I guess, you are the future, aren't you?