Aploogies to the Ones I Left Behind

Stuffed monkey, thrown in a corner, staring upward at the ceiling. Houseplants to numerous to mention. Bas relief of the Last Supper, as served by skeletons, over-sulfured wine barrel. 11 Gallons of homemade wine in a French Oak barrel. 35 bottles of wine, some homemade, some amazing and old, vases. Monkey, the relief helecopter is on the way, and there is a seat on it for you. Fern, same thing. Some of you have to stay behind though. Painting of clowns squeezing the life out of Charlie Brown, bathtub full of old magazines, old shoes and purses. Some of you will find a new life in the punk rock haven to come. For the rest of you, your time has come in a catastrophe and I am woefully sorry. I will miss you, old house.