Regarding cat puke

I want to take this moment to share with you my feeling about cat puke on the floors, the furniture, the carpet, my clothes, my wife's clothes, my daughter's clothes, down the refrigerator door, and other places too numerous to mention.  I love it.  I must love cat puke, otherwise, why would I have so much of it in my life.  It would be truly tragic if I trapped myself in an existence so replete with cat puke, and was not absolutely ENTHUSIASTIC about it.  Every morning, cat puke somewhere.  The joys of each blotch of grey vomit are as endless as the day that follows.  Sometimes, a twig or a plant leaf, surrounded by foam and saliva.  Sometimes, a bolus of undigested wed Friskies or Fancy Feast.  Usually, the guilty party cannot be identified.  Sometimes, the cat is caught in the act.  I can only thank myself for the decisions I have made to be in a position to clean up so much of the stuff.  Amen.

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Beneath the Waves

Beneath the waves lie the armies of the IchthoMen!  There are many kinds of IchthoMen, and their savage legions are armed with mighty weapons.  IchthoMen may take HUMAN PRISONERS and lock them in an UNDERSEA DUNGEON, complete with an air bubble and a long list of terrible chores to do for their fishy masters.

Witness, Fantagar!

Witness, Fantagar, from the Nth dimension!  Fantagar is EXTREMELY POWERFUL, being from WORLDS BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF MERE HUMANS.  He is completely invulnerable to ordinary matter-only STRANGE MATTER can affect him, because his quarks are from a place entirely beyond our own.  He has MIND CONTROL POWERS and a MYSTERY FORCE.  BEWARE FANTAGAR!

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Welcome to Princess n Dinoland

Step right up to the Carnival of the Arcane in Princess n' Dinoland.  Be amazed at the seven-headed hydra and the mighty Allosaurus fragilis, KING of the Jurassic Dinosaurs.  Be terrified, as you wander into the DUNGEON OF DOOM, be mystified, by Cosmic Ape, and his teachings of wonder.  Enter, at your own risk.

King Thanator!

Witness mighty KING THANATOR! on his famous THRONE OF BONE.  He commands mighty armies!  He is super evil and very powerful.  Hail, KING THANATOR!